November 2012
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September 2012
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Doctor Who has ruined me (aka why people think I'm weird)
- See dust in the sunlight: It's the Vashta Nerada
- Something in my eye: The Weeping Angels are in me
- See a crack in a wall: Prisoner Zero has escaped
- See a Roman Centurion: RORY
- Can't remember why I'm crying: Oh god, I've forgotten my husband
- See a ginger-haired person: THE ULTIMATE GINGE
- See a statue: DON'T BLINK
- Can't open a door: Crimson eleven delight petrichor
- See fishfingers: CUSTARD
- See custard: FISHFINGERS
- See a bowtie: Bowties are cool
- See a fez: Fezzes are cool
- See glasses: Hello handsome
- Someone made a soufflé: OSWIN
- See a wheelie bin: MICKEY?
- Go to a wedding: DRUNK GIRAFFE DANCE
- Morning comes too soon: THE UNIVERSE IS SHRINKING
- On a beach: And this is the story of how I died
- The clock brakes: Run to the fireplace
- Have to go to bed: but I COULD DO SO MUCH MORE
- See a poncho: Peruvian folk band
- See sunflowers: FOR AMY
- Shoes: Always converse
- Praying: Dear Santa
- See a really fat person: Go get the vinegar
- Accomplish something: WHO DA MAN?
- Something doesn't make sense: Let's go poke it with a stick
- Someone asks my name: STORMAGEDDON, DARK LORD OF ALL
- Forget something: THE SILENCE
- See a tally chart: THE SILENCE
- Can't hear anything: SILENCE
Thank you Tumblr, for providing me with the best source of porn in my life
KEEP
IT
COMING
**(NO PUN INTENDED)**
Loki bless this post.
P.S. Essentially: if one is unable to become aroused to completion by this…. I am certain they can find a nice sort of convent somewhere to devote their life to.
